10. "Give me liberty, or give me Beth"

9. "Damn, I guess all men aren't created equal"

8. "I thought he said, 'Don't fire until you see the whites of her thighs'"

7. "That ain't no musket, but keep looking for the trigger"

6. "If I dress like an Indian, can I dump my tea in your harbor?"

5. "Boston Tea Party? More like Boston T-and-A Party"

4. "One if by land, two if by sea, three if her friend's open-minded"

3. "I thought it was your dentures that were made out of wood, Mr. Washington"

2. "The British are coming! The British are coming!"

1. "I just colonized Virginia"