10. I'll take 'Presidential Mistresses' for $200, Alex.'

9. No, Vice President Quayle, you cannot buy a vowel.

8. Yes, Senator Thurmond, this will be broadcast on 'the talking picture box.'

7. I don't care if you are behind a podium, Mr. President -- please put on your pants.

6. I'm sorry Senator Kennedy -- there's no such thing as a daily double scotch.

5. That's the twentieth time Rush Limbaugh has answered, 'What is pie?'

4. Excuse me, Mayor Barry, this is a no smoking area.

3. Mr. Gingrich, you won't win any points by calling me a 'Commie Canadian bastard.'

2. Tonight's audio Daily Double was recorded in Paula Jones' hotel room.

1. What is 'lame st