10. Shuts up that obnoxious cousin with the twins.

9. Four more kids and you've got a football team that can beat the Colts.

8. On their birthday, you can sit back and watch them pound the hell out of the clown you hired.

7. The pitter-patter of little feet registers 6 on the Richter scale.

6. Enough crappy crayon drawings to cover 7 refrigerator doors.

5. When they start crying on a plane, it can actually be heard from the ground.

4. One visit to Sizzler on "Kids Eat Free Sunday" and them boys is out of business.

3. Multi-million dollar lawsuit against condom company.

2. Instead of headache medication, doctor just gives you lifetime's supply of crack.

1. Baby carriage the siz