10. When Animals Attack Santa's Elves

9. Dick Clark's Rockin' Hanukkah Eve

8. Bob Hope's Dizzy Dizzy Christmas

7. Bob Hope's All-Star Celebrity Grab-Ass

6. Martha Stewart Makes a Bunch of Cheap Crap Out of Tinsel

5. Baste This, Charlie Brown

4. Hallmark's 'It's January 5th and Our Deadbeat Relatives Haven't Left Yet'

3. The Grinch Who Stole Office Supplies

2. Santa Claus Sells the Children's Toys For Beer Money

1. The Nutcracker Suite, starring Richard Simmons.