10. Buick-Driving boneheads. 9. Yankee doodle dorks. 8. McMorons. 7. Canada's gay neighbor to the South. 6. Forkheads. 5. Suckers who will buy anything we make 4. Gold-medal winning white bread lovers. 3. Gap-toothed talk show monkeys. 2. Jerry Springer junkies. 1. Star spangled Lewinskys.
From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 02/13/1998 |