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Top Ten Jokes: Top Ten Accountant Pick-Up Lines

Top Ten Accountant Pick-Up Lines

10. You've got a lovely pair of W-2's.

9. Please, baby, let me withhold you.

8. Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift.

7. In my office, 'I.R.S.' stands for 'I'm really sexy.'

6. If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?

5. You're entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond let's do it."

4. Let's fill out a 1040 -- you're a 10, and I'm 40.

3. You're the kind of girl I could take home to mother -- which is good, since I still live with her.

2. Lady, you make my pants file for an extension.

1. Nice assets.

From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 04/09/1998

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