10. Saddam Husseinfeld

9. AfterSeinfeld

8. Half an Hour Shot of Jerry's Building With That Twangy 'Seinfeld' Music

7. Colors Bars That Will Still Beat Whatever's On CBS

6. Touched By George Michael

5. Dharma and Greg and George and Leo and Hiller and Diller and Malcolm and Eddie and a Pizza Place

4. Kids Say the Stupidest Damn Things

3. When Animals Prepare to Attack and Then Think the Better of It

2. The '60 Minutes' Guys Get Their Prostates Examined

1. Just Cancel Me