10. Spend more quality time with Chelsea and her 13 half-brothers and sisters.

9. A tour of the nation's prisons to improve conditions, visit friends.

8. Step one: appear on "Oprah." Step two: hug Oprah. Step three: all is forgiven.

7. Attend UFO conventions, show off preserved bodies of aliens he smuggled out of the Pentagon.

6. Write book: "The American Presidency: An Oral History."

5. Buy a Hooters franchise.

4. Buy a Burger King franchise.

3. Buy a Hooters franchise.

2. Come to grips with the fact that regular people just can't go around dropping their pants.

1. Trash the dump before Gore moves in.