10. The only "f-word" she uses is fiber.

9. Down to one tattoo a week.

8. Always offers her bondage partners hard candies.

7. Finally married longtime boyfriend James Brolin.

6. Getting more forgetful; sometimes sleeps with same man twice.

5. Most recent video features her writhing seductively on her little electric scooter.

4. Lately, the "Material Girl"'s been leaning towards polyester.

3. Still runs around naked all the time -- People just ain't taking as many pictures.

2. Goodbye, NBA players -- Hello, PGA golfers.

1. Latest single: "Like a Hot Flash".