10. "Fur" actually hair from Brooke Shields' electrolysis.

9. U.N. inspectors have discovered thousands of them hiding in Iraq.

8. Furbys test better on SATs than average New York City high school student.

7. "Furby" spelled backwards is "Murder"!

6. If you point a garage door opener at Furby, it will vomit blood.

5. Astronomers have discovered an enormous stone Furby on Mars.

4. For some reason, Dan Rather sits on one during nightly newscast.

3. More interesting than shocking -- Furbys hate playing golf, but love watching it on TV.

2. When you leave the room, they hunt around for your credit card number and radio it back to headquarters.

1. They're all sold exclusively at "Rip-Offs 'R Us."