10. "The Grinch Who Stole Grandpa's Heart Medication"

9. "The World's Bloodiest Furby Riots"

8. "It's An Even More Wonderful Life If You're Rich"

7. "For The Love Of God And Everything Holy, Change Your Shirt, Charlie Brown"

6. "Hanukkah With Monica"

5. "Emeril Lagasse Spit-Roasts Blitzen Live"

4. "Ernest Borgnine's Mistletoe Kiss-A-Palooza"

3. "The House Of Representatives' Impeachment Proceeding And Holiday Hoe-Down"

2. "Kenneth Starr Subpoenas Santa Claus"

1. "Let's Biopsy Rudolph's Nose"