10. "No--I said, 'Look at the size of Mike Ditka'."

9. "Next time, moisten the needle before inflating."

8. "Is this enough for a first down?"

7. "She thought it was Jimmy Johnson's hair."

6. "I don't gamble, but that's one hell of a spread."

5. "For god's sake, don't spike it!"

4. "Dick Butkus."

3. "Amazing how he went from a quarterback to a halfback to a fullback."

2. "And then the Oiler nailed the Cowboy from behind."

1. "He was caught Keyshawning his Johnson."