10. In 10,000 words or less, what is your definition of sex?

9. Seinfeld retired...Michael Jordan retired...can't you take a hint?

8. Is there any way you could get N'Sync deported?

7. What's it like to kiss a girl?

6. If Air Force One is traveling 3,800 miles from Washington to Paris at a speed of 600 mph, how long will it take before you hit on a flight attendant?

5. How the hell did the Falcons make the Super Bowl?

4. You really couldn't do any better than Monica?

3. Do you deny denying your earlier denial about denying lying under oath?

2. So--are you done ruining the whole damn country yet?

1. How the hell did you get elected?