10. "Guns Is Funz"

9. "The Cat in the Adults-Only Chat Room"

8. "No, That Isn't A Wocket In My Pocket, But Keep Guessing Honey"

7. "Thidwick The Big-Hearted Moose Is Shot By Charlton Heston"

6. "Horton Hires A Hooker"

5. "Watch Out, Steve, I'm Gonna Heave"

4. "The Bigger The Cushion The Sweeter The Pushin'"

3. "If I Have To Write One More Rhyme I'm Gonna Whack Somebody"

2. "Oh! The Places You Would Have Gone If Only You'd Finished High School, Dumbass"

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