10. We're crushing the competition -- and the fans.

9. If the flying debris doesn't kill you, the subway will.

8. It's still safer than being a soccer fan.

7. Our stadium's not as cold as the cheese on our nachos.

6. 'Cause it's one! Two! Three tons of falling concrete!

5. The team itself won't start collapsing until September!

4. Come to the house that shoddy contractors built!

3. Yankee Stadium -- where every day is helmet day.

2. Yankees, Yankees, Yankees. They win all the games. Yankees, Yankees, Yankees. Yankees, Yankees, Yankees!

1. Heads up!