10. Assistant Fight Fixer, Don King Corp.

9. Medical Marijuana Product Quality Tester

8. Sign-Remover, Failed Starbucks Locations

7. NBA token white guy

6. NHL token black guy

5. Guy who puts "Intel Inside" stickers on every computer

4. Consultant, Hillary Clinton New Husband Search

3. Guy in charge of gathering sharp sticks after Y2K knocks us back to Stone Age

2. Producer of "Where Are They Now?" specials on David Letterman and Paul Shaffer

1. Human toy for Bill Gates