10. "I'll show you my Willie Nelson if you show me your Judds"

9. "I may be a Predator, but I'm also a titan"

8. "Let me introduce you to my 'expansion team'"

7. "Unlike those figure skating dudes, I'm all man"

6. "Remember when you said you'd go to bed with me the day Nashville gets a hockey team?"

5. "I still have all my teeth"

4. "Let's go back to my place and play 'Crook and Chase'"

3. "Our sport may not be as cool as baseball, basketball, football, boxing, golf or soccer, but I still make a ton of green"

2. "If you think Al Gore's stiff, you should check me out..."

1. "Nice goo goo's"