10. "Cowboy hats" look suspiciously like traffic cones.

9. Big event is dachshund roping.

8. It's "Bring Your Own Bull."

7. It only receives brief coverage on ESPN8.

6. That competition to see who can stay on Cher the longest.

5. "Bull" really just Whirlpool dryer with uneven load.

4. It's owned and operated by the Makeshift Brothers.

3. Bull was bought at Discount Bull Outlet, instead of the much more respectable Bull World.

2. The Spurs are up 2 games to 0 (Sorry, that's a sign you're at a makeshift NBA championship series).

1. Way too many gators.