10. Sign in restroom: "Employees must wash hands in customers' soft drinks."

9. New "windpipe-sized" chicken McNuggets.

8. Dumb guys always sticking head in fry-o-lator.

7. Those promotional cartons of "Tarzan-style" unpasteurized milk.

6. Misprinted cups that read "This coffee is cool enough to pour directly into your lap."

5. Hand dryers in bathrooms powerful enough to blow flesh off fingers.

4. Ronald McDonald spotted peeling skin from bad sunburn next to fry vat.

3. That "fish" in their fish sandwiches? Meow.

2. Hamburgler drugs customers, transports them to dingy Mexican hotel room, steals their kidneys.

1. McBeehives!