10. The Amazing Bearded Man

9. Tomb of the Unknown Baldwin

8. Last Remaining Natural Nose on Long Island

7. Ride the Wild Unbalanced Washing Machine

6. America's Most Raging Cold Sore

5. USFL Hall of Fame

4. Shake Hands With That Guy Who Played "Cliff" on "Cheers"

3. World's Largest Ball of Phlegm, Springfield, Illinois

2. "Playgirl's Hunkercise" Fantasy Ranch

1. The Amazing House Made Completely of Wood