10. Rear-view mirror that reads "Objects in mirror are holier than they appear."

9. Stained-glass windshield.

8. Radio automatically switches stations when Sinead O'Connor comes on.

7. Pope can now climb in window like Bo and Luke Duke.

6. Bumper sticker: "Don't ask me about my grandson as I have taken a life-long vow of celibacy."

5. More hat room than any car in its class.

4. Electronic mapping device shows Earth at center of solar system.

3. Radar detector--'cause Pope can't drive 55.

2. Transmission that doesn't break down every six months--now that would be a miracle, am I right, people?

1. Corners like a snake in a rat hole.