10. Run for Senator of New York.

9. Tell new guy to wear "Hello, My Name Is..." tag if he meets with George W. Bush.

8. Taking cue from Will Smith, release new rap album "Yeltsinium."

7. Finally get around to trying this vodka Russia is so famous for.

6. As prank, walk by bread lines announcing "The 8:15 showing of 'The Green Mile' is sold out."

5. Buy new liver on eBay.

4. Get in on the swing dancing craze.

3. Personally check all 3 of Russia's computers for Y2K compliance.

2. Write letter to Wynonna Judd and tell her how he really feels.

1. Remain alive until at least February.