10. Says "please" and "thank you" during sex with nameless strangers.

9. Baby-proofed cabinets using her old handcuffs.

8. Pizza delivery boy just delivers pizza then leaves.

7. Instead of gyrating on stage, passes out a dish of hard candies.

6. When asked "Who's the father?" actually has a few good leads.

5. Donated bedroom "Take A Number" machine to local bakery.

4. Now uses her metal bra as quaint country wind chime.

3. Instead of sleeping with entire NBA, now only sleeps with Eastern Conference.

2. No longer qualifies for quantity discount on batteries at Radio Shack.

1. When shopping for new see-through outfits, uses coupons.