10. "You know what they say about guys with comicaly large shoes.'

9. "Are you ready for the second-greatest show on earth?"

8. "How would you like to be Mrs. Jingles for a night?"

7. "Wanna go for a drive with me and forty of my friends?"

6. "Would you help me remove my greasepaint from some hard-to-reach places?"

5. "How'd you like to see the big top?"

4. "Don't waste your time with the strong man -- the steroids made him impotent."

3. "You know the old saying, 'Once you've had a clown, you'll never turn around'."

2. "Two things on me honk."

1. "I once met Steve Ringling."