10. When crime boss gives kiss of death, he leaves lipstick

9. Follows rise and fall of the notorious Osmond family

8. Every episode focuses on how cool last night's Sopranos was

7. All confrontations take place via America Online "Instant Messaging"

6. "Family business" is non-profit organization promoting youth literacy

5. Characters spend entire episode determining who's "most ticklish"

4. Head of crime family: that precocious 7-year-old girl from Pepsi commercials

3. Guys who get killed show up later playing different characters

2. Hit-man character frequently caught "whacking" self

1. All the mobsters are named Barry