10. "One more drink and I'll be ready for a merger."

9. "Wanna go back to my place and make some 'Turner Classic Movies' of our own?"

8. "You'll soon grow to love me as much as I do."

7. "How tall am I? I'm 5'9"; 6'7" when I stand on my wallet."

6. "I'm going to assign Bernard Shaw to do a story on how great your ass is."

5. "Baby, I wouldn't get tired of you for at least a year."

4. "Just think, marry me and you'll have the same name as dozens of lousy cable stations."

3. "I'm a captain of industry by day, and Captain Makeout by night."

2. "How'd you like to go to third base on Turner Field?"

1. "Who wants to be a billionaire?"