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Top Ten Jokes: Top Ten Agreements Reached at Camp David





Top Ten Agreements Reached at Camp David



10. One thing worse than sitting through 15 days of negotiations is 15 minutes of "Big Brother"

9. Palestine gets Gaza Strip, Israel gets Gaza strippers

8. When you're drunk, it's much harder to say "Ehud Barak" than "Yasser Arafat"

7. If George W. Bush becomes president, we're all screwed

6. At future summit meetings, Madeleine Albright stops wearing see-through blouses

5. They all "totally have to keep in touch next year"

4. No blondes

3. Nothing better than wrapping up long day of negotiations with round of "Pictionary"

2. The Israeli and Palestinian governments really, really, really have to set up intern programs

1. Those girls on "Sex and the City" are right -- men are d-o-g-s dogs.



From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 07/26/2000


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