10. Horton Demands A Recount

9. No, That's Not A Wocket In My Pocket

8. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish, Still Too Close To Call Fish

7. Thidwick, The Big-Headed Moose Who Was Skinned And Gutted By Poachers

6. Hop On Pop's Coattails, Featuring George W. Bush

5. Green Eggs And Ham And The Seven-Figure Food Poisoning Lawsuit That Followed

4. Arafat In A Tablecloth Hat

3. The Lorax Takes Prozac

2. Oh, The Places Hillary Clinton Has Pretended To Be From

1. How Joseph Lieberman Stole Christmas