10. Hire relationship counselor; see if he and Monica can give it another shot

9. Run for Mayor of New York and bring back the hookers!

8. Just enjoy being a regular U.S. citizen...with round-the-clock Secret Service and a $200,000 severance

7. Every morning check classifieds for job openings under "Presidents"

6. Get bitchin' Camaro, cruise around Chappaqua for lonely housewives

5. Wait till statute of limitations runs out, admit everything

4. Tell Bush, "No, you take over in 2004," stay President

3. Same thing he did back in Arkansas -- eat Crisco while watching reruns of "Bonanza"

2. Call Al Gore, ask for "Lou Zer," hang up

1. Two words: Temptation Island