10. Florida Felons

9. Dallas Deadbeat Dads

8. Richmond 'Roid Rage

7. Las Vegas Lapdancerz

6. Washington Major-League Ass*****

5. Seattle Sex Offenders

4. Philadelphia Parole Violators

3. Cleveland Carjackers

2. Detroit Guys-Who-Will-Have-To-Go-Back-To-
Their-Jobs-As-Security-Guards-When-
The-League-Folds-In-About-A-Month

1. New York/New Jersey Ass Wranglers