10. So dumb, he used to cheat off George in school

9. Turn-ons: long walks, romantic dinners and rigging elections for his brother

8. Parents named him after great American Jeberham Lincoln

7. He and his brothers get chicks by going to bars and saying they're the Baldwins

6. Was the one who told Katherine Harris "Don't be stingy with the mascara"

5. Can out-wrestle every member of Bush family except Barbara

4. He was the last man to see Eisenhower alive!

3. Did have a relationship with Miss June back in 1968 -- but she wasn't present

2. Even if he has a hundred more scandals, George W. will still be the embarrassing one in the family

1. Has bumper sticker that reads "Dont' Blame Me -- I Voted For Gore"