10. Success is 1% inspiration and 99% cramming the night before
(Michelle Boyer)

9. Roommates could be pretty harsh if you're still sleeping with your Big Bird doll
(Brad Schum)

8. The Spanish Armada was defeated by Queen Elizabeth, not Queen Latifah
(Larry Lewis)

7. The best way to learn biology is in the backseat of a Taurus
(Anthony Jones)

6. On Microsoft Word, if you drag down the format window and click on paragraph, adjusting the line spacing can make your papers look a lot longer
(Kate Evans)

5. Do your laundry every six months, whether you need it or not
(Kyle Kinney)

4. Who cares if you don't get invited to the keg party? Saturday nights you can stay home and enjoy the fine line-up of CBS shows
(Anthony Cherry)

3. Um...sorry, I'm drawing a blank
(Cindy Hoy)

2. If you major in some lightweight field, goof off and get bad grades, you could become rich like Letterman
(Travis Coles)

1. My parents wasted about 60 grand
(Dawn Swain)