10. Tease her about being married to that deadbeat James Brolin

9. Wear giant sombrero and keep saying, "Senor Pepe no understand"

8. Threaten to release steamy photos of her and Hugh Downs from Christmas '74

7. When you don't have an answer, meow like a kitty

6. Hog the covers (trust me, she hates that)

5. Call her "Alex," phrase all answers in the form of a question

4. Tell her she was your favorite Golden Girl

3. To camera say, "Whoa, Barbara, easy on the gin"

2. Only rule: Ask a question, remove a piece of clothing

1. If she's wearing a skirt, compliment her on " View"