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Top Ten Jokes: Top Ten All-Purpose Witty Comebacks





Top Ten All-Purpose Witty Comebacks



10. "Which one are you -- Siegried or Roy?"

9. "Let me guess -- home-schooled?"

8. "Whoa, what do we have here, a Baldwin brother?"

7. "Whatever you say, fatso"

6. "I guess we know what happened to the Nyquil"

5. "Well, that's not what they were saying on the Weather Channel"

4. "Have a seat, Oprah"

3. "What are you, boring.com?"

2. "Tell your mom I enjoyed the vacation photos"

1. "You kill me, O.J."



From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 10/09/2001


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