10. Short-sheeted burqas

9. A fake beard over your real beard

8. Saying you're wife #4, when you're really wife #2

7. Offering someone a can of peanut brittle and a goat jumps out

6. Painting giant bull's-eye on roof of friend's cave

5. Rocket launchers that shoot out little flag that reads "Bang"

4. Replacing secret stockpiles of weaponized Anthrax with Folger's Crystals

3. Writing "Wash me" on Osama's camel

2. Saying you support the Hamid Karzai government, but secretly supporting a warlord who has secretly begun to support the Taliban again, but then betraying the warlord, but then betraying the Karzai government and really supporting the warlord again

1. Writing "Wash me" on Osama