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Top Ten Jokes: Top Ten Accountant Euphemisms For Sex

Top Ten Accountant Euphemisms For Sex

10. Using the long form
(Certified Public Accountant Marc Albaum)

9. Getting bottom-lined
(From Bridgeport Capital Resources, Preston King)

8. Increasing your cash flow
(Certified Public Accountant Kathleen A. Winters)

7. Filing an extension
(From Brookville Search Inc., Ron Parisi)

6. Rounding off
(Certified Public Accountant Linda Boxer)

5. Depleting your reserves
(From Zarnowski and Company, David Zarnowski)

4. Filing jointly
(From Citrin and Cooperman, Roberta Bernhardt)

3. Get up, get on up, stay on the scene, like an adding machine
(From Kimerling, Margulies and Wisdom, Mark Wisdom)

2. Making your holdings grow
(From Headway Corporate Staffing, Stu Simon)

1. Getting Enronned
(Certified Public Accountant Mark Morrow)

From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 04/09/2002

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