10. He's a compulsive tee-swallower

9. Once ran over a man with a golf cart just to watch him die

8. Bet 10 grand on Tiger Woods

7. For a brief period in 1997, called himself "Richie"

6. Kicked out of PGA in 1999 for having an inappropriate relationship with the 9th hole

5. If his tee time is during "Oprah," he'll quit the tournament

4. Holding a five and seven iron at a certain angle, he can locate underground water

3. He has no endorsements, but he has coupon for 10% off Nike shoes

2. Even he has never heard of him

1. He doglegs to the left, if you know what I mean