10. He was obstructing our view

9. Autographed Tom Gamboa baseball would be worth more if he were dead

8. We're sorry, you'll have to talk to our shirtless lawyer

7. You try staying in your seat during a White Sox-Royals game

6. Dr. Phil says fathers and sons form stronger bonds when they commit senseless acts of violence

5. When two shirtless idiots can't attack anyone they want, the terrorists have won

4. People do crazy things after nine beers

3. For generations our family has proudly beaten first-base coach Tom Gamboa

2. Getting in shape for hockey dad season

1. Couple Mets players gave us some crazy weed, man