10. Log Flume ride at Disney World is bring-your-own-log

9. New theme park hours: 9:00 AM - 9:15 PM

8. Huey, Dewey, and Louie sold to Chinatown restaurant

7. Instead of spooky high-tech ghosts, haunted mansion is filled with depressing senior citizens

6. Disneyland now billing itself as "The 12th Happiest Place on Earth"

5. Gloomy Eeyore has to give up the Prozac

4. New Epcot Center attraction: "Bankruptcyland"

3. Space Mountain's top speed? Twelve miles per hour

2. Snow White's dwarves replaced with seven illegal Mexican immigrants

1. For an extra hundred bucks, you can ride Cinderella