10. Load his burnoose with bees.

9. Borrow some of his books on making explosives, don't return them.

8. Don't let him in the room until he says "open sesame."

7. If he's chasing you, paint a tunnel entrance onto a big rock, then hide and watch as he runs straight into it.

6. When you meet him, go "Whoa! You ain't exactly Omar Sharif, are you?"

5. Introduce him as chairman of the PTA.

4. Show up at a party wearing the same tablecloth.

3. Ask him why it's not PLO speedwagon anymore.

2. In the middle of the cab ride, tell him you changed your mind and you want him to take you to Brooklyn.

1. Shortsheet his head.