10. Come take a ride on a flying ashtray!

9. Remember: You can't spell 'tarmac' without 'tar'!

8. If this sounds like a good idea to you, then you're just the kind of loser we're looking for!

7. Every meal prepared by the loving hands of a creepy humanoid camel!

6. Soon we'll have gambling and hookers!

5. Will that be smoking or chain-smoking?

4. Fly the Phlegmy skies!

3. Oxygen masks--never had'em; never will!

2. If he were still alive, the Marlboro Man would have flown with us!

1. Kids cough free!