10. Embarrasses us in front of other countries by not devoting enough time to golf

9. When I see him on the news and I wave to him, he doesn't wave back.

8. National health care plan won't work because Clinton ain't no doctor.

7. Not doing enough to help out boys on the Phillies beat Toronto

6. Passed over many qualified dumb guys to pick Al Gore as Vice President

5. Gets all huffy when I forget to put the extra ketchups in his bag

4. He's some kind of brainiac super-speller.

3. Didn't make 'Captain Stubing' the secretary of defense

2. Taxing the rich may cause Dad to cut my allowance.

1. That funny 'Beverly Hillbillies' accent