10. Spends thousands of dollars a month on them teen chat lines

9. Bill Bradley usually beats the 24-second clock (if you know what I mean).

8. Only 10 percent of taxpayer's money went to Heidi Fleiss.

7. Jesse Helms has never seen himself naked.

6. One thing all of the senators have in common ... Madonna

5. Favorite pickup line: "If you've got the ways, I've got the means."

4. When he's too tired to go out, Packwood sometimes sexually harasses himself.

3. Bob Dole? A woman

2. Daniel Patrick Moynihan's hat is often used as birth control device.

1. Senate pages say "yea" more than "nea".