10. Was gooned on Nyquil

9. Life's dream was to make Marv Albert's blooper reel

8. El nino!

7. Was trying to do that E.T. space-bicycle thing

6. Heard Meatloaf's "I Would Do Anything for Love" one time too many

5. Got wrong address for "Parachute-O-Gram"

4. Three words: too much Pepsi

3. Publicity stunt for new adventure series called "Superdork"

2. Upset by Ted/Whoopi breakup

1. Head 98% bone