10. Hoped it would somehow help NAFTA get passed

9. Too much caffeine

8. What can I say? I love a good joke

7. That's what he gets for hoggin' the remote control

6. Took Bob Barker's constant "spaying and neutering" reminders to their logical conclusion

5. I was trying to cut the price tag off his new pajamas and he sneezed

4. Good practice for carving Thanksgiving turkey

3. Fell asleep whittling in bed

2. Was tired of playing "Got your nose"

1. Ginsumania!