10. The President's 1974 Plymouth Duster is up on blocks on the White House lawn

9. Dee Dee Myers' real name: Dee Dee Dee Dee Myers

8. White House has illegal hook-up for HBO

7. No red "Hotline" phone to Domino's

6. Forty people on staff just to say, "Lookin' good, Mr. President"

5. Al Gore not allowed on good furniture

4. Lincoln bedroom doubles as Socks' litter box

3. Michael Jackson was hiding there for a while

2. Yes, we met Letterman; all he did was drink the egg nog

1. Everywhere you look: Big Mac wrappers