10. Prove that Domino's violated constitution by stopping 30-minute delivery policy.

9. Finally tell Hillary about him and Janet Reno

8. See if the Neptunian Galaxy masters have any new orders for him

7. Disband Air Force One Mile-High Club

6. Drop Gennifer Flowers from MCI "Friends and Family" Plan

5. Call Perot in middle of night, yell "Que pasa, little man?" and hang up.

4. Gently break news to Reagan that he doesn't live in White House anymore

3. Change Socks' litter box daily

2. Change Roger's litter box daily

1. Summit with Ronald McDonald