10. Boxers or briefs?

9. What's the strangest place you and the missus have made whoopi?

8. Is that Bobby Ray Inman nuts or what?

7. Would you like to touch my suspenders?

6. Should I ask you the questions or put them directly to Hillary?

5. You jog every day. You're fat. What gives?

4. Under your health care plan, would I be eligible for a pair of less dorky eyeglasses?

3. Hey Bubba, more fries?

2. Why can't Letterman just pay his tolls like a normal person?

1. Want Perot to bring you a soda?