10. I'll trade arms for your vote

9. Don't make me get a real job

8. At least, you already know that I'm a liar

7. A man of convictions, none of them pending

6. Shred this!

5. I've seen Ronald Reagan Naked

4. Every American will have pizza delivered by Rockettes!

3. Paper shredder + potatoes = delicious french fries for President Clinton

2. If I ran contra, I can run the country!"

1. I nailed Fawn Hall