10. Flea, Sting. Sting, Flea

9. Yes, I was in Milli Vanilli. Now can I please show you to your seat?

8. If I sign up a hundred people to do a duet with Sinatra, I win a mini-bike.

7. Call 9-1-1 ... Oh, never mind, Keith Richards always looks like that.

6. I believe Cher's new lips are still covered under warranty.

5. ... And now the border collies will herd Aerosmith into a cab

4. Ice cube, Meat Loaf. Meat Loaf, Ice Cube

3. I didn't know Letterman played the fiddle.

2. Sorry Madonna -- no shirt, no shoes, no service.

1. Peabo, Picabo. Picabo, Peabo.